My office is on the third floor.

I usually park my car at B1. That's one floor below the ground floor.

Which means from the car park, I go past 3 floors to reach my office.

I use the elevator to go to my office.



The above explanation is needed for those who've never been on an elevator before, so have no idea how it works, or why you should use one. Probably readers from Papua New Guinea, or those people who work on the first floor of the same building of my office.


To explain further.

The elevator is a marvelous invention of the 18th century. Or a few centuries before or after that. Or something like that.

Legend has it that a man by the name of Elly Waiter was walking up the stairs to the 15th floor of a pagoda to meet with his Holiness the Dalai Lama. Or someone as important as that. Half-way there, on the third floor (he really sucks at math), totally exhausted from stairs walking, he screamed "Fuck it! I'm inventing the elevator, and I'm naming it after me!".
And then the elevator was invented.


Beautiful story. Ahem.


ANYWAYS, most of us intelligent people know how to use an elevator. But there are those strange creatures that migrated from Papua New Guinea who works on the first floors of office buildings everywhere who doesn't!! Yea, right. The horror!

These people comes into the elevator on Ground Floor (G) to go up to their office at First Floor (1). For those not very good in maths, that's ONE floor up. ONE FUCKING FLOOR.

Why the heck do you need to use the elevator to go one floor up?! The ancient invention, the fucking stairs, is just 5 steps away! Believe me, it's there. I've used it before. Don't even get me started on the story of how stairs are invented to make you realise the usefullness of stairs. You don't want me to go there.

The stupidity of those people who use the elevator to go one floor up is only matched by those who use it to go one floor down. In fact, these people should marry each other. It's easier to eliminate them from the gene pool by lumping them together in one family.


Think about it, the elevator has to make two more stops on my way to my office just to accomodate your lousiness at maths!


In conclusion, all these problems are a consequence of our lousy Malaysian education system. So please vote for the opposition in the coming election. Thank you. Good night.

The news at 8pm reported that the federal gorv is canceling all mega projects planned for Penang.

Hmm...wise move. All these future projects that's supposedly for the development of Penang is awarded to BN cronies and will sooner or later be either scraped or be awarded to new developers based on an honest tender system by Penang CM Lim Guan Eng anyway.

So, since they are going to lose these opportunities to suck more money from the poor and make themselves rich anyway, may as well use this opportunity to punish the people of Penang for voting the opposition, right?

So clever, don't you think?

Now, I have no idea who the guy was who made the announcement, but what he said was along the line of 'We (BN) wanted to develope the Penang state, but obviously the Penang people did not want developement, so we cancelled all the mega projects planned for Penang'....

Wow.....Is that clear, or is that CLEAR?


This guy is certainly not one who beat around the bush and says it as it is. It practically says:


''We (BN) are big bullies, if you don't vote for us, that means you don't want developement and we will make sure you suffer for the next 4 years so in the next election, you'd be forced to vote for us again.' (Bullying at it's best. Threatening is the most awesome arsenal of bullies. Your kids should learn this from our beloved BN leaders so that they can also excel at being bullies at school!)


How I wish the next election is tomorrow so we can get rid of ALL these idiots once and for all. Don't you realize already? WE (the people) ARE THE BOSS! We pay your salaries! You still don't know why you lost, do you? You still think by threatening us, we'll turn into little submissive mice and take all kinds of crap you constantly throw at us?


Haiz.....You make me angry, and angry makes me old.


It might just be me, but if you've also watched the news on NTV7 at 8pm, did you saw the facial expressions of the newscaster when she was reading the news about this. Especially when she's reading the part right after they air the clip of the BN guy's announcement, that says according to the federal gorv, this decision is not a punishment for not voting BN. I saw a hint of a sly smile on her face. Serious! I think she sense the idiotic sarcasm as well. So funny.