My phone is SEXY!

I'm gonna brag about my new phone now. If you're not happy about people being cocky once in a while because they CAN, pi main jauh jauh.

Everybody brags about it when they buy a new phone. I'm reading Bill Clinton's My Life, and he brags about it when he got himself a new phone back in 2002. Here's (something like) how it goes :

(** Conversations Malaysianised to cater for local readership** ..Fuk! Who am I kidding? nobody reads my blog :( )

Lil' Bill: Wah!! Fuiyoh, Hillary, come see my new phone, damn canggih! Come la, come. See, got camera summore.

Hillary: Aik, thought you said you never going to use handphone. Said very distracting, especially when you working, if phone go 'tee toot tee toot', it makes you go crazy, no meh?

Lil' Bill: Actually, I brought this phone for communication with you and Chelsea la. You see, I'm always on the go, cannot always look for the payphone ma, and cannot carry the damn payphone with me, damn heavy. I tried already. So have to buy handphone lo.

Hillary: Just make damn sure that you don't use it for other purpose ah, especially the camera function. *dagger stares with the grrr... sound effect*

Lil' Bill: I love you

Hillary: Oh, sweetie pie. Come here. Muacks..

Lil' Bill, thinking in his head: 'Works everytime. Everytime.'

(ok, so it's not from the book. I made it up. So what? Spank me.)

Anyway, back to my handphone.

It's soooo sexy! Yes, I'm using the word sexy, cause if I'm able to, I'd have sex with it. Yea, it's THAT sexy.




I didn't buy the phone. By the way, it's a Sony Ericsson F500i. No. SHE's a Sony Ericsson F500i. Ok, I'll call her SHE from now on, since I'm such a sexist. She's a gift from my bro in UK. So she's got a huge Vodafone logo on the front cover which I don't like very much. The only thing that's not so sexy about her.

She cost about 60 pound which is about RM420. Take a look at the phone's review here.

I love her big boobs color screen. 64k color, man. My first color screen phone. Woo... nice. I love her fantastic ringtones too. My first polyphonic phone. Hmm....delicious. And her camera, ohh...baby. Ahem. I think i'll stop here.