If you notice, I've photoshopped the faces of the people in my previous posts to conceal the identity of, um, everyone in the pics.
No, I did not recieve any death threats from disgruntled fellow colleagues/friends/family members who are not happy with me putting their pics online.
And no, there ain't any concerned buddy telling me I'd get sued by putting other people's pics in my blog without their permission. (But really, can I, like, get sued for that?)
It's just that I've been thinking (yea, um, I do that sometimes). Some people might have a different view on what private information is. I mean, some people might just be a wee bit sensitive about having their pics online, on my blog, WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE. Ok, I can understand that. Would'nt you be concerned? No? really? You narcissistic freak!
But I really do understand. So from now on, I would make everyone of you, who are priviledge enough to have your geeky face posted on my blog, to look like your face's been zapped by an alien's laser gun, so no beings on earth would be able to recognise you. Unless of course, you've given your consent to me to post it here, in which case, it will appear in all it's naturally freakish glory. Thank you.
Ok, let's see some more alien-laser-zapped faces, er, just for the heck of it, k.
Which style you like? In case you're wondering why I left out the guy holding the mic, that's my pretty face. I won't sue myself, so I guess it's ok.
What? Want more? Aww...ok, just one more.
Ok, this one does'nt look like he got attacked by aliens but it looks cool right? See the guy having coffee in the background? I am so thorough in my work I didn't leave him out and did a fix on his face too. Talk about attention to details.
I think I'm getting good at this. Wait, *lightblub glowing above head*, let me make you an offer. If you send me a photo of yourself, I'll give it the alien-laser-zap treatment and post it on my blog. FOR FREE. What d'ya think? It'd be fun, wouldnt it? We can start a galery or something. And I promise I'll keep your identity secret. Heck, you don't even have to let me know who you are, whether you know me or not. Just send your pic to my email: sakuragi.c@gmail.com
I'm serious (how many times do I have to repeat myself to get your attention?) It's a great idea, aint it? You hit a few buttons, and we all get entertained. How many times have someone offered to zap your face silly (face on your photo, of course) and post it online? FOR FREE.
Original shit, huh.
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